Change your username

We can now change our usernames...
The problem is that all the good ones had been already taken hundreds of years ago by inactive white-bearded Angelic fairies, commonly known by all Deadwood fans as "San Francisco cocksuckers".  Btw, for all the Anime lovers out there... naruto is already taken! Now please, (don't) cut your wrists!

However, do you want to know what kind of black magic fuckery is this and how can you do it yourself? Well let's see...
1. Are you a great Artist?
2. Have you been a member for years?
3. Do you have big boobs?
4. Did you pay us?
*The answer to the first 3 questions is "Fuck you! (especially to the third one)"
*The answer to the 4th question is : "The World is yours!" ... and YES, you can change your username only if you have a premium membership (another reason to buy one, what are you waiting for?)

Are you asking yourself "Why in the Hell is this only available  for Premium Members?"
Obvious answer: Ask Liza Minnelli www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkRIbU…
Official answer: dan14lev.deviantart.com/journa… "The reason there is a "fee" associated with the change is because switching usernames is a complex technical process that can create confusions for fellow deviants"

Now, all the sub-human species without a PM are kindly requested to stop reading this journal entry. We, privileged aristocratic fuckers will have a laugh at you and please, don't cry and stop praying! God won't help you, a Premium Membership will!




*read with irony

Now, since I can't waste a journal entry like that, let's feature some Artists, shall we?
Btw, I hope you are all having fun these days... I certainly do. These weeks I  bought all the materials that I had finished during the last few years, so my pockets are crying... literally.

Enjoy this week's works and keep smiling!

Dragos